THIS POST IS FUCKING ME UP
An ex just posted a 3 year old picture of himself and 3 very drunk, young ladies.
excuse me while i douse my nostrils in dog farts
Michelle Made Obama change seats she don’t play that shit lmao
on the dick like
OH MY GOD IOS7 SENDS YOUR EMAILS FROM THE NAME SIRI CALLS YOU.
I’VE BEEN SIGNING EMAILS TO MY BOSS AS “JAY-Z”
I’ve been sending e-mails to all my professors as Doctor Who with a picture of Misha Collins sticking his tongue out. I’ve been doing that since September. I realized it the 1st of December. Shit.